how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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