After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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