I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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