That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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