We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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