I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Actions speak louder than pants.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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