I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
