What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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