Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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