this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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