They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
and you fell through a lawn chair
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
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