I cockslap morals
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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