Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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