you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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