i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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