I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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