How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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