is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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