guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Someone shattered a urinal.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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