My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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