Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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