So drunk its hurt
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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