I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
sick fucks of a feather flock together
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
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