New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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