so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
They took my balls.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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