Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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