Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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