Duck Duck Cougar?
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
