And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize
