I don't usually arrange sex via text message
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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