Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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