Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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