Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I need help removing her.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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