i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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