Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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