We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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