Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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