Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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