I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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