Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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