i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Life is so much better after having sex.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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