But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
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