is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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