But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Green mimosas i think yes
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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