She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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