Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
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