did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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