Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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