if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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