I think im going to throw up on grandma
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
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